Which is weird. In my professional life I get things done all the time. What is that? The boss just gave me three weeks of work to do in the next two hours? DONE. That was easy. What is next? Get a roadworthy certificate for the car you have been driving for the last two years... Uh... I will get to that... maybe... someday.
Well, today is that day motherfuckers!
Yes, Twoish years ago my uncle died and left me his car. So somehow my aunt got this car on my name but you see, the South African traffic department is as easy to explain as "Why does your earphones always tangle so badly when you just put it into your pocket?". Actually, the latter can be explained by SCIENCE!
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| Say Motherfucker, one more time! |
Where was I? OH yes... for the last two years I have basically been driving a car with a license disc that is past due. Which has cost me one R500 fine. Also, in the last two days... close to three grand. Actually, in the last four months, my car has cost me on average 2.5 grand a month. Which is INSANE! I have just been fixing all the things. Bearings, breaks, cooling system and what nots. It has been a crazy journey to get one piece of document. The illusive roadworthy certificate.
See, when you change owner ship of a car, you need to roadworthy that motherfucker. Which sounds easy. But it isn't. I have been to malmesbury, milnerton and goodwood. Most of those was just yesterday. Today I went to montague gardens to get my roadworthy certificate. Five hours and R1500 later I finally got it. I am so broke right now I probably can't even afford this internet I am using to post this post.
But hey, it is done. Credits Cards will get paid off. Right now though, I just want to drink all the beer in the world. I feel so good. Honestly, it is a schlept to force yourself to get things done. But once they are done however, BOOM, party time.
I need more beer right now...
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