What will my Tattoos look like when I am old?

Do you like tattoos? I do. I love tattoos. The only reason I don't have more is because well...

• Money
• which artist to choose
• what to choose
• more money

Now if you like tattoos and you have hung out with a few peeps that have a lot of tattoos you might have come across this question. 

"But what will your tattoos look like when you are old?"

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Here is the answer. Saggy, all over  the place and no one will want to look at it. Pretty much the same as the rest of your skin. Only difference is, your skin will be all colorful and shit and people might actually want to look at it. 

But what is this big issue with people worried about "what if you are old?". Firstly, you only get one life. One, ever. Or even if you believe in reincarnation, you will only get this one life that you will remember. Secondly, Life mostly sucks. Let's face it. We are all working to make one thing. Enough money to retire on one day. The retirement age at the moment is 65. So for at least 40 years of your live you are working so that one day you will have saved enough money in RA so that you can exist for next ten years (assuming you die at 75 and don't live to 95 to be leach of your own children). So after all this, all that daily stress your biggest worry is how a batman logo tattoo will look on your bicep two years after retirement? 

You my friend, have some weird priorities.