What will my Tattoos look like when I am old?

Do you like tattoos? I do. I love tattoos. The only reason I don't have more is because well...

• Money
• which artist to choose
• what to choose
• more money

Now if you like tattoos and you have hung out with a few peeps that have a lot of tattoos you might have come across this question. 

"But what will your tattoos look like when you are old?"

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Here is the answer. Saggy, all over  the place and no one will want to look at it. Pretty much the same as the rest of your skin. Only difference is, your skin will be all colorful and shit and people might actually want to look at it. 

But what is this big issue with people worried about "what if you are old?". Firstly, you only get one life. One, ever. Or even if you believe in reincarnation, you will only get this one life that you will remember. Secondly, Life mostly sucks. Let's face it. We are all working to make one thing. Enough money to retire on one day. The retirement age at the moment is 65. So for at least 40 years of your live you are working so that one day you will have saved enough money in RA so that you can exist for next ten years (assuming you die at 75 and don't live to 95 to be leach of your own children). So after all this, all that daily stress your biggest worry is how a batman logo tattoo will look on your bicep two years after retirement? 

You my friend, have some weird priorities. 

But what do you mean Gluten Free?

Yes... I am blogging again. If you don't make this awkward it won't be... Okay? Let's get right into it.

A few months ago a new thing surfaced its head in my twitter feed. People made it known that they had a wheat intolerance. What is this crazy thing I wondered for all of five minutes

As time went passed another craze hit the world. Gluten Free. I have never even heard of the term "gluten" before that. What is Gluten anyway? What does that have to do with my bread and pasta? Why is everyone in my twitter feed a hipster?

Well, after some research on Wikipedia like a professional I discovered that gluten is what is used in wheat products to give it, it's elasticity. I always thought that was just the water... should not have skipped those science classes in school. Anyway, let us get back on topic.

So to further fight my epic war on my own ignorance, I thought I would change my diet to Gluten Free for a month and see what this is all about. So for the month of July I will try to keep gluten free. So far I have learned that I can't have anymore sandwiches. Unless I find a place that sells gluten free bread or maybe even bake my own (HAHAHA). Also pasta? that is out. Granted it seems easier to get gluten free pasta. But what would that taste like? I have been told that gluten free pizza's taste like "cardboard". But seriously, even cardboard must be tasty with melted cheese all over it?

So really, how hard can it be?

(Probably easier than blogging regularly)